Hopefully on Mars

See also:
Dick Butkus

It is a red flag

He'll get up when he hears the lawnmower

Who deletes asshole pics?

He's spreading Bucky's ashes

There are still porn magazines?

Still worth it. And I think we all know it

No. You can't leave. We need a cameraman for the all the sexin'

Or the gf menu

You're going to have a baby brother or sister real soon

Used by a trex millions of years ago

I didnt realize that you were the Flash

Or jail cell

Or that legendary Florida fog

Radiation changes people

"Come back! You forgot my breadsticks!"

I love getting picked up by chicks...oh.

Look out for that second drop

I wonder if he farted and blamed the copilot.

When you are into cars so much that you get a stripper pole for your supercar

The coolest thing my mom has ever done was give birth to me.

And?