elisa999

elisa999


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That´S not true, I want suicide booths now. Not in the future 4 comments
elisa999 · 4 years ago
What is it - asking for a friend of course
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Their fault! 3 comments
elisa999 · 4 years ago
It’s a colon
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Sir Charles speaks 5 comments
elisa999 · 4 years ago
It wasn’t until college that I found I could be the non-white (I’m biracial) ambitious nerd that I was meant to be without bringing on negative attention.
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The moisture content of anger is too damn high 5 comments
elisa999 · 4 years ago
I feel like damp anger could be when you’re scared and trying to defend yourself but also will be ready to fuck someone up
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Come together, right now 8 comments
elisa999 · 4 years ago
I saw a squirrel get hit today, I tried to help it but it was gone. So this really makes me happy
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When someone says that pink is gay 12 comments
elisa999 · 4 years ago
One of my earliest memories of knowing my sexuality was when my crush (a guy) wore pink socks for breast cancer awareness in grade 5, don’t know why it was so attractive
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Facebook is the worst 2 comments
elisa999 · 4 years ago
We sell a napkin in my store that says that , I hear this joke at least 5 times a day. And yeah it’s always a Karen
Took me 12 hours to finish what u guys think? 13 comments
elisa999 · 5 years ago
Incredible!
Anyone in NJ that can help this good boy? 7 comments
elisa999 · 5 years ago
I believe in you Rocco!
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He is named Percival 5 comments
elisa999 · 5 years ago
The peacock looks so smug :))
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The truth and nothing but the truth! 10 comments
elisa999 · 5 years ago
If she was anything like me I would be so happy that I’d cry , I love piggies
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Enjoying life 2 comments
elisa999 · 5 years ago
I thought this was two giant golden retriever heads rising from a lake
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11-year-old paints incredibly life-like works of art 7 comments
elisa999 · 5 years ago
Holy shit
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Nine years ago '!!!!!! 8 comments
elisa999 · 5 years ago
The Santa one killed me
Antique sundial 8 comments
elisa999 · 6 years ago
My depressed ass read suicidal ring
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He escaped 3 comments
elisa999 · 7 years ago
And his arm
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Dangerous cyclist 12 comments
elisa999 · 7 years ago
Those shorts would give me hella bike wedgies
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Not the only he rode 9 comments
elisa999 · 7 years ago
Nice
Not the only he rode 9 comments
elisa999 · 7 years ago
It's the girls mom
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This pupper has seen things 4 comments
elisa999 · 7 years ago
*triggers Vietnam flashback*
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RuPaul's Drag Show 8 comments
elisa999 · 7 years ago
... Honey I'm on fire I feel it everywhere,NOTHING SCARES ME ANYMORE!
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Zimbabwe Domino's store 7 comments
elisa999 · 7 years ago
That must've hurt so badly
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This is so cute 3 comments
elisa999 · 7 years ago
They all look like Disney characters
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Culinary masterpiece 3 comments
elisa999 · 7 years ago
*No eating here tonight, no eating here tonight you're on a diet*
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This woman stole five eggs to feed her kids. The cops didn't arrest her. They helped 21 comments
elisa999 · 8 years ago
Beautiful, this puts a smile on my face:)
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