RIP Alan Rickman :'(

I used to be an adventurer like you once... Then I got an arrow in the imperial nuts

Ba la la la :)

Tesco banter on point

United Kingdom's dog should have been a corgi :D

I'm sorry but he's an absolute prat!

I use "quality banter" or "absolute top banter" but only sarcastically, am I the only one?

Chunk? No! Captain chunk!

Sainsbury's keeping it 100% real

It's pretty, until you see dumbledore downing your water trying to find a locket

He must have been... speechless... -_-

I think its because there is no possible way you as a person would be a 'rectum pimple' so it's not as bad as calling someone ugly, because they might think if themselves like that, therefore it hurts a lot more and lowers your self esteem

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL 0_o

Please don't hate! Do audiobooks count?

Human -1

Her name is princess monster truck :D

Talking of accents, not to be rude or obnoxious, but why are many Americans obssessed with the British accent?

Never, suits over 'swag' any day!

You can regrow all plants because of their meristems :)

It looks as if it wants to kill me and my whole family!

I'm shorter than my boyfriend but I like it :) my head rests just under his chin when we hug

JACKSON GALAXY!!! :D

I know I probably gonna get down it's for this but hey ho! Technically, they all are even just a tiny bit! Due to heritage, because some British sailed to America hence why there are white people in America. Also Australians are technically British because long ago, the queen used to send all the prisoners to Australia