I need this for... reasons...

If that's not even his final form, I dread to think what is.

Well, they are almost as scary as flying spiders

OMG that last one, he is ready to fight... but then again, everything is out to kill you in Australia so he might have to be

Being the uncultered swine that I am, what is the name of this film?

Hugh Laurie!!! Look a like

I gotta say, it is pretty hot... I don't know why

I think that he's talking about squash