YEAH I AM FREAKING FINE!

*facepalm*

How long is a piece of string...

Forever alone Pluto

My dad, every freaking morning.

When I google my name, it comes up saying 'doesn't give a sh*t, which I never do.

I only realise now how much spongebob relates to life. You start out as the juvinile that thinks they are funny and always looks at the posotive side and then as you grow older, you turn into squidward, the one who understands what pain is and knows that he can do better in life. But mostly that he is a moaning old sh*t, like me!

Would you like some Aloe Vera for that burn?

Good Guy Vet

well, part of me is happy for you, but the rest is purely jealous

So many puns

That poor guys is probably thinkinh "Dafuq?, when did I start farting bubbles? I MUST SHOW THIS TALENT TO THE WORLD"

I remember my friend drawing a moustache on her face just so that she could smell them all day. She was a little cooky.

very fetch, much excersise, so stick, Doge

Dem glasses though

I am glad I am not the only one that noticed

GODDAMMIT TOM!

This children, is what we call a*sehole driving

Poland, the second most dangerous place to live, just behind Australia

WE DID IT. WE DID IT. WE DID IT. YEAH, YEAH WE DID IT!

Cutest. Story. Ever.

No british person would ever choose Spag Bol over a good chippy!

This basically explains what a Magikarp is and why no one should bother training it

There are no words that I can use to describe this picture apart from disturbing

My role model!