But William Shakespear wrote it, not William Shakespeare! ;)

Slenderman's saucy cousin

Um yes random belieber... Yes they can... But try it! See what happens! I. Dare. You

Why don't you make an omelette? It seems as though you have enough eggs! :0

I have been spelling Jackson wrong all my life...

Or turn off the radio?

Not anymore

Thank god it didn't rain

Chemistry= benedict cumberbatch... Sign me right the fuck up :D

Ridiculously photogenic free climber

Like I give a sheet

666? You mean my lucky number

As a ballet dancer I can say that yes it is very painful however you refer are very strong and so is your whole body and the things we can do are quite beautiful

It's as if you have kermitted a crime

Me when I'm in town and someone from school recognises me :/

Remember this applies to guys to!

All you need us coral blue #5 to complete the look

Me with all my pretty 'friends'

Dat welcome mat though

gurrrl, look at me leeeeg, dey is as smooth as sandpaper

He is still adorable

Dem chins tho