It's so.....organized!

Perfect parent

That escalated quickly

Some weren't perfect but that's a thousand times better than anything I would try.

I didn't even notice the other birds until I read the whole thing

She took the wrong bus to school and the people at the reception thought that she was the new student that was supposed to arrive so they just put her in class and registered her as the other student, until her actual school told her mother that she wasn't in school.

I read that as "im gonna eat em" so the confusion was pretty real here.

Well when someone doesn't get the joke.....

Yeah, I'll totally jump and go after my parachute. If I do and go to heaven God will probably call me an idiot and send me to lucifer.

Don't ruin my imagination Neil

Why is she not my friend?

There is hope

black beauty! Am I the only one who noticed that?

Did anyone notice the moms phone?