I hate when people ask "Why are so quite?", When they meet me for the first time 3 comments
emasta
· 5 years ago
How long are the days on this planet?
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That's what homies do 3 comments
emasta
· 6 years ago
Homies over hoes
Homies ova hoes
Homies ova hoes
Do da homie
Do da homie
Do da homie
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Homies ova hoes
Homies ova hoes
Do da homie
Do da homie
Do da homie
There's a killer out there 12 comments
emasta
· 6 years ago
Yes, Still do for perfectly rational paranoia. There could be that ONE day you dont check and SLICE; Ninja'd
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Giant ball 1 comments
emasta
· 6 years ago
Giant inflatable monster. Nice. Is it too late to pitch this as a summer horror movie?
Surprise surprise surprise 3 comments
emasta
· 6 years ago
Especially months after you forgot about even filing out the application. Gotta love getting those. The cunts
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This is England 9 comments
emasta
· 6 years ago
Pretty. Although at this perspective you coulda told me this was taken from Civ 6 and i wouldnt have batted an eye.
Probably a bikeĀ 8 comments
emasta
· 6 years ago
Nope, its the colonel's extra crispy Original recipe $20 fill up meal. Mmm mmm Its finger licking good.
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Best sensation 10 comments
emasta
· 6 years ago
10 applies to you ladies as well? I mean sitting down and all is it even to level that guys feel it?
Speaking as a guy them pee shivers can be an intensely good sensation. They often lead to euphoric but disastrous leaky malfunctions. Especially in the morning, in the cold, with that morning wood.
In fact, yes i want to use THIS as the excuse as to why there is uncleaned piss droplets on the bathroom floor. And wall. And ceiling.
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Speaking as a guy them pee shivers can be an intensely good sensation. They often lead to euphoric but disastrous leaky malfunctions. Especially in the morning, in the cold, with that morning wood.
In fact, yes i want to use THIS as the excuse as to why there is uncleaned piss droplets on the bathroom floor. And wall. And ceiling.
Why yawning produces tears 3 comments
Hi Billy Mays with new product 10 comments
Looking forward to 2sday 6 comments
emasta
· 7 years ago
On that day when thine clock strikes the 2nd hour 22 minutes and 22 seconds in, some THING will happen. Just watch. Thy Emasta hath foretold
But we still like you bronn!! 19 comments
emasta
· 7 years ago
Yeah agreed. Im in the same camp. If anything my respect for the man has more than tripled. Really, the dude was a straight up boss on that episode. Just looking at the merits of his actions, he sacrificed his wealth, had the cojones to take on a dragon and risked his life for a friend. That's hero status right there. But naw, evidently not.
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These kids won halloween 7 comments
Walking the dog will be a challenge 11 comments