When will people realize that when you pull out a weapon, whether it's fake or not, it is the officer's job to shoot.

reminds me of my pitbull as well. he even enjoys taking the pillow while i'm sleeping on it too.

mitsake

so you see my dilemma!

my life story

at first i thought he was eating a berry

at first I thought the title said parents.

My boyfriend calls me baby girl sometimes, so to fuck with him I called him Daddy. Now he always says "Daddy loves you" or "Daddy wants you." Please send help.

the freaky thing is is that I just had a couple of these last week.

vampires aren't real

whit them

oh no

nobody cares. stop putting your problems on the internet and find somebody to talk to you emo kid

See, not all cops are bad people. Just the few that the media wants to talk shit about.

looks like an owl.

this never gets old omg

*insert "you tried" meme here*

let's be serious, Thailand's prime minister is pretty hot

dermatologists hate him.