I would rather not...): it sounds terrible.

Two minutes later... You know I know all of this.( closes books and goes on internet)
Test: Did we even learn this stuff?

I broke a swing because it was a old chair swing, and I was rocking to fast..):

At first I just thought that they were tempted to call slug bug...

That just ruined my perspective on love./:

It has meaning though ,because some things don't matter and are unimportant.

One time I didn't know what to say so I said ,"Did you know that there is seaweed in some icecreams." Let's just say I'm not good at flirting.

Best timing ever.

Stingray: I can fly! "falls on face"

I would be terrified if I was in a cave made of human flesh.

The pose reminds me of the family photo in Sims.

Or I'm so fucking deep because I'm looking at the floor.

This happens one out of three times when I eat at Panda Express.

What do you want to be for Halloween?

These people are geniuses!

Don't worry! I got it!

You know what really grinds my gears? When I am listening to Pandora Radio ,and I go to take a screen shot but a commercial pops up.

Well, I never realized how many red ,white ,and blue flags there was until now.

They didn't even make it out of the door

Sadness, right next to the salt coming from your tears):