emperorpenguin

emperorpenguin


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Probably one of the finest burns in internet history 139 comments
emperorpenguin · 11 years ago
You reply to all my posts in the nicest of ways and I love you for that
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3rd world > 1st world 8 comments
emperorpenguin · 11 years ago
Longest but beautifulist (if that's even a word ) post I have ever read
This messed up generation 106 comments
emperorpenguin · 11 years ago
Use illy I get really bitch replys but you're the first person to give me a relatively nice one
Supernatural changes 19 comments
emperorpenguin · 11 years ago
Try using different picture than having them all the same kinda ruins the point of the post
now give me my hot dogs 4 comments
emperorpenguin · 11 years ago
I thought the guy on the left was a girl
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van gogh cake 9 comments
emperorpenguin · 11 years ago
I'd eat it but there might be an ear in it
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Floating fountains, Osaka, Japan 3 comments
emperorpenguin · 11 years ago
Why the hell to people go to America for there holidays yet japan is so much cooler
And a quote wrote on a wall is graffiti 4 comments
emperorpenguin · 11 years ago
Intelligence beauty without
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Choose one 75 comments
emperorpenguin · 11 years ago
Yellow: only because I'm a nosey little ass
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Roses and lemons 5 comments
emperorpenguin · 11 years ago
Actually no there purple and purple is darker than violet
People used to call me donkey 8 comments
emperorpenguin · 11 years ago
Teachers prefer too shoot bullet proof vests then unload a gun
You password is not secure enough 6 comments
emperorpenguin · 11 years ago
I'm guessing that's what you did Sherlock
3rd world > 1st world 8 comments
emperorpenguin · 11 years ago
Saw my thumb in the reflection of my lightbulb and hit my computer screen lol
3rd world > 1st world 8 comments
emperorpenguin · 11 years ago
We sit in a classroom for 6:30 hours so know wonder we want to sit in front of a tv cause it was programmed to use from sitting in a chair all day at school obcngmhvvmhvmhcn
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What really matters in life 12 comments
emperorpenguin · 11 years ago
I'm pretty sure without the word wifi I wouldn't be able to find this
This messed up generation 106 comments
emperorpenguin · 11 years ago
Where told how to do stuff by adults they tell us not to do stuff but look at it this way I would rather have people doing what they want then some messed up generation of puppets following all the rules which would lead to a bland and boring world.
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Once in a lifetime shot 4 comments
emperorpenguin · 11 years ago
No it's take that idiot instead pleas
Right to judge 7 comments
emperorpenguin · 11 years ago
How come if I use a comeback like this is the stupidest thing any one can say
The North West Star 10 comments
emperorpenguin · 11 years ago
Them calling there kid north is like Alicia keys calling her kid car
Guinea pigs and b*tternut squashes are basically the same thing 4 comments
emperorpenguin · 11 years ago
I opened up the comment page and thought of saying that by the way you're wrong they don't taste that Much different
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Saving money on an iPad 24 comments
emperorpenguin · 11 years ago
That looks better than an ipad but it might not pro-form as we'll
true story. 5 comments
emperorpenguin · 11 years ago
Or having a human giraffe sit in front of you
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Probably one of the finest burns in internet history 139 comments
emperorpenguin · 11 years ago
Love is caused by a chemical in the brain being released so it's in no way a disease or wrong it's just the brain doing its job
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Violently scared 35 comments
emperorpenguin · 11 years ago
VIOLENTLY slides on his belly
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If you know! 19 comments
emperorpenguin · 11 years ago
I regret choosing the username I chose after seeing yours