emperorpenguin

emperorpenguin


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This is how love works: Growing and blossoming into a shared beauty 5 comments
emperorpenguin · 9 years ago
Is it actually your garden.
Wood pendants 12 comments
emperorpenguin · 9 years ago 8 · Edited 9 years ago
There's no accounting for taste... And texture 7 comments
emperorpenguin · 9 years ago
A few times but it was burning my throat too much to focus on the texture.
( was that a rhetorical question? )
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There's no accounting for taste... And texture 7 comments
emperorpenguin · 9 years ago
The fact that you held vomit in your mouth long enough to feel its texture weirds me out a bit
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Generation Y 7 comments
emperorpenguin · 9 years ago
NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!
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Frozen drives me crazy... but this is cute and clever. 14 comments
emperorpenguin · 9 years ago
Sub zero from mortal combat
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Hell yeah! 29 comments
emperorpenguin · 9 years ago
Being the second child of three is awful, the first ones older than you so there more trust worthy so they get away with everything, the 3rd one younger than you so they don't know any better.
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American public education system in a nutshell 72 comments
emperorpenguin · 9 years ago
Scotland
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American public education system in a nutshell 72 comments
emperorpenguin · 9 years ago
It's not just America that does this, quiet a few teachers of mine didn't like me one bit that goes for my primary 4 teacher who hated it when I got ahead of the class and would also blame everything on me she would mark my work wrong even though it was right it was one of the most infuriating things ever.
Edit: there was still more teachers that encourage me to do better though.
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Glass floor 11 comments
emperorpenguin · 9 years ago
Just in case you need help shitting yourself.
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"Eat shit" - dad 7 comments
emperorpenguin · 9 years ago
That was a shit pun.
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It's Crayon Time! 8 comments
emperorpenguin · 9 years ago 7
British logic 10 comments
emperorpenguin · 9 years ago
Just remember that kinder eggs are illegal.
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James is Ultimate Pokemon Trainer 3 comments
emperorpenguin · 9 years ago
He gives cacnea to a pokemon gym leader I the end doesn't he.
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WTF is your problem hammer? 22 comments
emperorpenguin · 9 years ago
It's like when lawn mowers cut grass.
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How most internet arguments start 5 comments
emperorpenguin · 9 years ago
Pi
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BEST OPENING THEME EVAAARRR!!! 59 comments
emperorpenguin · 9 years ago
I'm using a mac, it was working fine up until Friday then it just refused to open.
BEST OPENING THEME EVAAARRR!!! 59 comments
emperorpenguin · 9 years ago
Well it's just that the page only half loads and I need to know if it's my computer or if the web page is down so if you could check that would be great :).
BEST OPENING THEME EVAAARRR!!! 59 comments
emperorpenguin · 9 years ago
Quick question have you heard/played fengs attack on titan tribute game and if you have is it working with you.
Damn paperclip 3 comments
emperorpenguin · 10 years ago
We had a parrot that would always pop up for no reason.
Never forget 15 comments
emperorpenguin · 10 years ago
I went there for my holiday and all the people where really happy and everything.
The only thing I didn't like was that tax wasn't included when buying things.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson addressing Zombies 17 comments
emperorpenguin · 10 years ago
But what happens if the disease/parasite started these functions back up.
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Denmark in minecraft 45 comments
emperorpenguin · 10 years ago
"Men we are going to war against America "
"why sir "
"they blew up are minecraft server why else"
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Weed 30 comments
emperorpenguin · 10 years ago
Why only 2 likes, this is COMEDY GOLD.
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