emperorpenguin2
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100% authentic photos of famous people shitting in the toilet 3 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
What about queen Eliza-shit.
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It's not just Taylor Swift. We're all Becky. 10 comments
It's not just Taylor Swift. We're all Becky. 10 comments
But... I thought guys would want that 16 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
That's his dad's opinion not his so just pay no attention to it.
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Art majors 14 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
If you plan on going into fashion or interior design a degree (like any other qualification) really does help.
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Art majors 14 comments
Art majors 14 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
There are plenty of good jobs for them it's just that no one is ever hiring.
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6 Sketches With Strong Meaning of the Actual Society 11 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
You're totally right in saying that. Not all people are fat and lazy or crave the newest piece of technology but people can only focus on the bad things because they want a reason to complain. Mobile Phones and computers have helped us drastically over the past few years but people still demonise them saying that they're pushing the human race back as a society. but what really prevents the human race from moving forward is people who want to stop these changes from happening.
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some jokes never get old 7 comments
MAH BABEY 12 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
It follows his hand to his chest and I'm not insinuating that he's faking his reaction because I think he did it early than planned which is why he was so scared but I do think he scripted it.
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MAH BABEY 12 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
If you watch his right hand very carefully than you can see a pin in his hand
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TRY ME 7 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
There are girls that complain about the friendzone so don't try and push this one onto guys only.
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Booya! 11 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
You have to be if you're the middle child or you Get blamed for everything. The older one is more trust worthy so the parents belive them, the younger doesn't know any better (regardless of how old) so if they did do it they get let off.
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Oh, china 5 comments
Something big just blew up in Tianjin, China 10 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
Judging by the size of the building and the size of the explosion I don't think this was a typical gas leak. Also the injuries are over 1000 apparently and there are definitely deaths as there would of been civilians in the area with no clue what was away to happen.
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Something big just blew up in Tianjin, China 10 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
It's floating_cucumbers sister doing her atomic fart, didn't belive it happened until now.
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P.s did anyone die during this and what is it that blew up.
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P.s did anyone die during this and what is it that blew up.
I heard you guys love Batman 11 comments
I heard you guys love Batman 11 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
Can you speak any foreign languages, because that certainly doesn't look like English
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I didn't write it but I couldn't have said it better! 32 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
Unless all you can talk about is how you have or don't have these things, than I will judge the fuck out of you.
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Little kids finish famous phrases 11 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
"Better late than pregnant" I saw that on an entirely different post and it looked like was from a TV show.
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Cat-alarm 10 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
Guys this isn't cute, it's testing to see if she's alive or not by feeling her breath. We can tell she's breathing because if she wasn't the cat would begin attempting to eat her.
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Never offline 10 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
Wearable technology doesn't necessarily have to allow you to go online and even if it does it wouldn't always be a bad thing.
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I am a prude tease b*tch 41 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
Thank you for pointing that out Apple, I thought I was the only one who noticed that woman can be extremely cruel to one another for no reason other than envy.