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That's sad 5 comments

emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago

Sincere milkshake your help is required.

Puppy playing with a baby pug 8 comments

emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago

*squints at title* "something isn't quiet right.

because some of you need these 11 comments

emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago

#15 is to do with how yoda speaks and I don't have an answer for 12

because some of you need these 11 comments

emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago

Can someone explain number 12?

It looks more like a duck 2 comments

emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/017/299/OriginMacro.png

"What are those things"?!? 12 comments

emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago

In xcom enemy unknown (although not a movie) the scientist in it hates having to call the undead zombies because she thinks it's unprofessional.

she looked like she was about to jump off that plane 11 comments

emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago

I wouldn't even care about race or religion if two people did this I would shit myself.

I think all girls relate to this 11 comments

emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago

I know it was just a comparison.

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I think all girls relate to this 11 comments

emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago

I think the poses are for after not during. Like when you get cramp in your leg and stretch it out after the pain has subsided.

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isn't that how it works? 7 comments

emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago

It's almost as if bladders fill over time and walking about with shoes on in the house really? Also these thing take 2 seconds to do and the woman could easily get the keys.

yes 29 comments

emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago

I beleve they are arguing against abortion.

Explain what is going on here 11 comments

emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago

"This offer pleases me human"

Now that's the best divorce letter ever 26 comments

emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago

I've been seeing a lot of jokes with the genders switched for no apparent reason and it's really bugging me.

A job designing lego blocks 8 comments

emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago

It couldn't be his as I saw this post ages ago and the original poster was claiming the job to be his.

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Babushka for scale 10 comments

emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago

Jesus I've never seen a woman so large.

A-f*cking-men 25 comments

emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago

Unless they cheated on you then you can ruin their life.

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Mature 8 comments

emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago

There were to groups of people, one child one adult in each group this show was on ages ago when I was at least 8 so the name of the show is lost to me.

Mature 8 comments

emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago

There was a TV show where this was a mini game, for everything they got in a random persons trolley without them noticing got them a point.

Priorities 6 comments

emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago

TVs not even plugged in.

What! Oh, okay! 5 comments

emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago

Imagine that running towards you at 80mph down a dark road.

Obama solved overpopulation 8 comments

emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago

Personally if my country is overpopulated I just snipe them #JustTropicoThings.

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Frist Period 9 comments

emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago

context helps.

When my coworker wants to be buddies but I don't 10 comments

emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago

Is that josh from until dawn?

High-end industry illustrations 10 comments

emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago

2nd last picture has golems in it, I thought they were justs cliffs.

Gamer friends! 15 comments

emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago

I've always felt sorry for Sony because everyone's like "Sony thers a problem, fix it Asap" but when they do everyone's like "OMG Sony Never stops updating the ps4".