Emperorpenguin2

emperorpenguin2


I have no idea how I have an Internet connection in the South Pole.

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Damn humans with our unsophisticated language 7 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Or just scream, "BEES".
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OIL IS CHEAPER than FRIED CHICKEN 8 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Attract the US to my doorstep and offer them oil for fried chicken.
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See Velma? This is why we don't do "fashion before function" 4 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
What skirt is sold with the slogan "long enough that no one can see up it if you're some how levitated by a ghost"
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My blood hurts 12 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Then how did you responded to his question correctly.
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oh britain 5 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
*does the hockey cockney*
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Presidents car details 6 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Meanwhile the queen gets around in a Nissan.
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paper or plastic? 13 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
I get the song reference but I don't understand what the shirt has to do with it.
She knows 11 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Isn't this from a movie?
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Valid source of vegetables. Ask any kid. 3 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
What show is this.
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paper or plastic? 13 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
I don't get it.
Not the smartest idea 8 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
What is it made out of.
I didn't realize USA TODAY was so big 19 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
10/10 title usage.
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Oh Barney 5 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
If my girlfriend shit her pants intentionally, I wouldn't laugh, i would run like hell.
Should I post more of these? 17 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
How did she do that without making any footprints
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*dies on the inside* why 26 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
The first anime scene to make me cry was when Kirito lost that girl in Sao then she sent him a voice recording for a Christmas present.
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Stay in the room 54 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
I would be more upset if I didn't just realise that it doesn't say vegetarian and that it says veterinarian.
Does yours do this? 3 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Honestly I'm more impressed by the wine not staining the carpet.
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Bliss 5 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
You maybe want to exorcise that Xbox if it's got a ghost in it.
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Just think of what the future will bring! 1 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Bottom ones a train not a plane.
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i have a stomach ache 24 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
There's transportation issues as well so even if there was money how we would transport it is the issue.
Oh Kimmy 9 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
It's still a stalemate though because America isn't going to bomb North Korea because there are far too many innocent people to condone it. And North Korea is just full of empty threats.
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b*tch, bye. 7 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
If you've ever played neir you know what it's like to be upset by a video game. Also life is strange.
Oh my god yes 2 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Get away from here and nicki minaj. you're talking shit, don't dis nicki fool.
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The first line translated
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Can I pay to win? Or is that not how it works 4 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
I think 14-18 or 20 depending are like pay to win since you have a job and are somtimes expected to pay rent to your parents.
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Link to test at the bottom. I reposted this because it is worth it for people who feel 49 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
We took this test at school, each letter combination is put together with an animal to make it easier to remember. I was the tawny owl, I unfourtuantly don remember the letter combo so I'm not sure if it's the same again.