Emperorpenguin2

emperorpenguin2


I have no idea how I have an Internet connection in the South Pole.

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Ben Affleck sneaks Matt Damon into Jimmy Kimmel's show 5 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
I have no idea but it can't be a good thing.
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Boob's are magical 36 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
I don't know how I feel about what you just said
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I don't want to live on this planet anymore 14 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Almost like when you buy a sandwich instead of making it yourself or by God a fruit salad made in store or Krispy Kreme selling doughnuts when you could make them yourself, the horror of people taking the simpler option.
Saw this and giggled so much 8 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
No no no no, you have to go through screaming "why" one million times before she stops saying "come here" and explains what she needs you to do.
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Forest filled with ghosts 10 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
More than likely they've carved wood into that shape, explaining why some of them can float.
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Damn 17 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Well their both dead so really the only option.
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i love this 38 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Snow White really dosnt look like herself if it wasn't for the apple dress I probably wouldn't recognise her. Everyone else is spot on though.
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Positive body image 11 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
There's somthing off about the curvey doll, she just looks a little weird for some reason.
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i love this 38 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
I think he's referring to Snow White, just a little bit plumper than I'd imagine. But I could be wrong.
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I double dare you! 10 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Leo won an Oscar one more time.
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Actual facts you say? 101 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
I kept trying to read them down the way *insert old lady at computer here*.
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Leonardo DiCaprio Wins The Oscar For Best Actor! 7 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Goddammit disney, blocking all the videos.
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Poor vincent 16 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
If she asked for dick pics that's fine but at least make sure you have the right number.
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Really? Only 65% 6 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
A reminder that the game is perma death so no reviving dead fighters (even you're stronger ones).
Really? Only 65% 6 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Xcom 2, it's a chance based, shooter, strategy that takes in all sorts of different aspects to determine the chance of landing a hit. The originals are amazing so I highly recommend it.
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Every psychology student ever 6 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
she admitted it. Screenshot it so we have proof.
Really? Only 65% 6 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
It's actually an issue with the random seed generator (not sure if that's the actual name) but there's a way to turn of the "random seed generation" not sure if that was only enemy within though.
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If pokemon were real 4 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Dammit wii U why do you get all the unique games.
If pokemon were real 4 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
What pokemon game is this I must know.
WHY 8 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Kaneki didn't hate ghouls though. he hated the fact he became one.
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yup 5 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Me: *is helping*
Mum: you do nothing round this house so why start now?
Me: -_-
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Today in history - Japanese Internment 39 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
I didn't belive you for a sec because I thought it said incinerate.
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Da Vinci's genius in architecture 2 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Door to the left dosnt look to effective.
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I think I just solved world hunger, by finding a new high-energy source of food 12 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
The symptoms are glowing skin and shortened life span upon consumption.
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Best way to win this argument 19 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Creators game murderers that create what?
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