Emperorpenguin2

emperorpenguin2


I have no idea how I have an Internet connection in the South Pole.

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It's funny because it's true 37 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
every country has people who don't speak multiple languages and please don't act like your country doesn't have the equivalent of a chav ( ever seen that post about chatas?)
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Oh 16 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
no it said boyfriend or male friend.
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Why tho...... 35 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
The artical says he identify as an "alien" but he actually said " if i HAD to give myself a gender/sex i'd say alien" so this isn't to do with what he thinks he is, it what he wants to be.
note: i am only writing this cause me and a friend argued about this for quiet some time
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As long as it doesn't affect you 3 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
well i am intilted to my own opinion so long as i keep these thing to myself then it is fine. also if i say these things chances are i was asked what i think of them first.
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she has that strong hand 14 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
Narcissism clearly.
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What do you call that feeling ? 4 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
that wouldn't make me feel happy or sad, that pisses me off.
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Ummm, ok then 12 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
White person: i'm admitting to my crime and ill repay those that i injured in the process
Other people: THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH WHITE PEOPLE?!?
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Advice for the ladies 7 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
i don't think anyone would want to text you anyway
Fake news 3 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
it's the onion dear
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A round forest 6 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
mt taranaki? is that how you spell it.
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What would you say ? 25 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
*picks it ups*
*Clears throught*
*Long pause*
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SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDES
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I'm inspired to be that awesome 17 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
wow, these are so much funnier when i read them correctly.
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Somebody needs to call Madam Pomfrey for that burn 16 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
i.... i was reading it back to front *sigh*
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Somebody needs to call Madam Pomfrey for that burn 16 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
like how is it a burn?
Somebody needs to call Madam Pomfrey for that burn 16 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
I don't get it? is there something i'm missing
Awesome hair dye 4 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
all i see is OoO
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Because, why not? 9 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
unless you yourself are not sexy, than there is an issue with others being sexy.
· Edited 7 years ago
The difference between american and australian politicians 21 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
probs should have used a smaller example, it would have made more sense than. but yeah in that case it would work.
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The difference between american and australian politicians 21 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
but walking around with guns would be much harder as identifying a criminal would be much harder (sure last time i was in america i only saw one or two guns being carried around but that is beside the point - i have a different view on pistols, because although they're easy to hide it would be difficult to preform a mass shooting). however the issue lays with the larger more powerful guns
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now here comes the biggest issue "who is good and who is bad" - here is the scene 20 people walk into a supermarket 5 of them have guns (whatever kind) now a criminal comes in and pulls out a gun and shoots the air. these five people pull out their guns to help, the guards come mass confusion who is good who is bad are one of the five in league with the Robber, who knows?
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Note i myself am torn on the subject of guns, just as many downsides to having them to getting ride of them - the whole criminals will keep their guns however is bull cause guns require a license in most states so easily found.
· Edited 7 years ago
You don't have to vaccinate your kids 6 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
The in focus kids finally get their revenge on the blurry kids, about time.
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Know who to correct 5 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
me: you said it wrong it is may-lay not me-lee
them: it's an accent :)
me: *says word wrong*
Them: ITS PRONOUNCED X NOT Y >:(
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my point - it completely depends on the tone of the person when they correct you
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Probably The Cutest Compilation You'll See Today 9 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
*Scrolls through photo library of selfies* mine is way cuter
Cartoon version of a girl 6 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
A girl? are you sure?
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