I can draw b*tts 11 comments
ene1399
· 11 years ago
Well, at least he's honest.
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When I sit on a toilet seat and it's still warm 6 comments
ene1399
· 11 years ago
Never mind. It's working now. My computer just froze for a second so I didn't see the GIF move.
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Mtv in one gif 22 comments
ene1399
· 11 years ago
I'm so sorry to here that. Is she going to keep it though? I know this is a terrible thing to ask, but she seems much too young. I know she'd have lots of help from her friends and family, but I'm not sure she could give birth to and raise a healthy child. I hope she is doing well though, and she will be in my family's prayers. Good luck to her.
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S*x theif 22 comments
ene1399
· 11 years ago
I'm not thinking about who would BUY $500 worth of sex toys, I'm thinking of who would STEAL $500 worth of USED sex toys.
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You glorious motherf*cker 9 comments
Behold, The Magic of Makeup 24 comments
I have no idea what this is for. Maybe you can tell me 35 comments
ene1399
· 11 years ago
Nah, needs more boobs, cats, and Benedict Cumberbatch if you're trying to sum up the whole Internet in one picture.
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Teen girls are scary 7 comments
ene1399
· 11 years ago
Well if the full moon lines up with her period, then I can see why she'd have trouble sleeping. Could you sleep well if your vagina was constantly leaking blood? Because I sure as hell couldn't.
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England's first sunny day 7 comments
ene1399
· 11 years ago
Why did you get so many dislikes lovedance427? I thought your comment was mildly funny.
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NOPE animals 40 comments
ene1399
· 11 years ago
The coconut crab is fucking terrifying. And so is the camel spider. Just about had a heart attack when I saw them.
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But b**bies :( 45 comments
ene1399
· 11 years ago
I don't care about being flat chested, except that I get made fun of because of it. Aparantly I'm a "total freak who has no friends and never will" for not being a slutty, stuck up bitch. And just to let you know, I actually do have a lot of friends, only a handful of best friends, but I try to be friendly towards everyone except assholes like them. This is 8th grade people, you shouldn't be having sex yet. Being a virgin isn't supposed to mean you're a freak.
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Edited 11 years ago
Two films, one sentence 2 comments