$500 is definatly enough if you don't buy everything from the expensive name-brands. Maybe pick out a few shirts or one complete outfit from the mall (don't pick priciest things you can find). Use the rest of the money for things you will really need, and go to cheeper stores. You can find some really nice things from the Salvation Army, just definatly wash before you wear.

Why didn't anyone help her? The floor SWALLOWED HER and no one does a thing about it!

What if that guy had somewhere extremely important he had to be, and that's why he cut you off? Maybe he wasn't trying to be an asshole, but he needed to get in front of you quickly? This probably isn't why, but hey, you never know.

I feel like I've accomplished something great.

Minigolf?

Thank you for reminding me. I've been here 30 minutes, my mother was starting to worry.

They lick and eat everything! Their ass, their junk, other dogs' asses, other dogs' junk, vomit of all kinds, poop of all kinds, dead animal (just lick, not eat), toilet water, old gross leftovers from the fridge (I don't give my dog moldy food, but my grandmother does. Her dogs are in bad health, diabetic, and are about 10-20 pounds overweight. Poor guys.), and all sorts of other stuff! It's so gross!

I once pushed a "pull" door in front of my crush. He laughed at me, said "Wrong way, uh, (insert name similar to real name here) is it?" I was so humiliated, but at least he almost knew my name.

Don't you mean suicide victims? Would've made you sound a whole lot smarter.

Stupidity at it's finest, folks.

Yet she didn't drop her papers and try to hold onto the hand bar.

Beauty doesn't have to be all about how much you weigh. It can be about personality too. If you are pansexual, you love people for who they are inside, you don't see race, gender, looks, or any of that. So obese people can still be loved. But they should still try to lose the unnecessary weight, as it is a major health issue. I don't like double chins and sagging skin, but if they are a bit overweight, that's fine with me. A bit fat doesn't mean ugly, but completely obese does (I'm sorry, but if you have three jiggly chins, that's pretty ugly).

Does this mean hoverboards already exist? Just put a board on the ground and it instantly becomes a hoverboard.

Either she's a spoild bitch with $750, or just a broke idiot with $7.50. Either way, she should just be thankful to get anything at all.

That sandwich looks nasty.

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He knew too much. Disney killed him for that. Just think about it, we never saw him again after that.