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If only more people acted like this 10 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
It was also so f***ing annoying to be behind a person at the checkout who pays by cheque. Thank goodness those days are over.
If only more people acted like this 10 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
*stationery. Sorry, I couldn't resist.
They're like little baby levers 4 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
TIL it's just one of those newborn reflexes that indicate that baby is healthy.
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Women and cats 6 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Cats don't care if you're fat. Or grumpy.
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This can't be right! Are you sure? lol 1 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Later.... "Don't yell at me to get off the couch. You're not my real mom"
Two tigers in love 6 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
93-112 days later.
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When you order pizza with friends 3 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
You go Glenn CoCo 3 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Steven Yeun
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YOU LIEEEEDDDD!!! 3 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Maybe Bill doesn't want to be inserted.
Spices in a Bazaar, Cairo Egypt 8 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
I have an irresistible urge to let it run through my fingers.
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Large numbers of highly toxic bluebottle jellyfish have washed ashore in Australia 23 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
And carrying around a bottle of vinegar is just as normal.
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thanks fam 11 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Suppressing a productive cough is so counter-productive. Definitely made things worse.
Oh no, my poor childhood memories 15 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Andy may or may not be introverted, but he is withdrawn. There is a difference.
Life lessons from Fresh Off the Boat 2 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
This is my favourite sitcom at the moment.
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Just a restaurant in Vancouver 10 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Worry not, I don't think any animal would want to eat those soy grain artificial "bacon" burger crap.
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Anon goes to Subway 12 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
The last time I went to Subway, the girl server sneezed into her hand while she was making my sandwich. Then she just carried on until I reminded her to go and wash her hands.
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Stan Lee giving some advice to DC on movies 7 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Does Stan Lee exist in a DC Universe?
Kitty burrito 3 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
You'd better sleep with one eye open from now on.
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So true.... 6 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
The movies also don't show how the outcast plots to commit mass murder.
Let's support local businesses 11 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
I was being facetious, I know what you meant.
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Canadians 8 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
There were many, (about 40), WWII POW camps in Canada for German soldiers. Some, not all, were Nazi's.
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Let's support local businesses 11 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Yeah, Dads should stop putting food on the table, dammit.
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Good guy hitler 26 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
All the Olympic winners were invited to the Chancellery after the Games and Hitler shook hands with all of them, including Jesse Owens. Not Hitler nor the German public were "embarrassed" by non-Whites winning gold medals.
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Good guy hitler 26 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
All those millions of Russians he had murdered worshipped the ground he walked on.
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Don't crash on this bridge 5 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
That's the Zambezi Gorge, if you crash here, the bungee jumpers can fish you out of the water.