Dan just has existential crises everywhere so...

You've used the secret to success very wisely

So you just scrape it off? I can't beelieve it!

Can I just build a cottage there and spend my life staring at the stars?

This just made my day sunny side up!!

The only trouble he's in is for being too cute!

Sheep cat?

Noooo you're supposed to NOT hit the bunny :'( Thank you posting this after easter..

Have you seen the alphabet in alphabetical order though.. *mind blown*

Yup, fabulous mane as always

.....Why is Google suggesting this??

"Goat to eat your grass son"

But I don't have a dog.. *sobs*

Yes. Because he's na na na na na na na na BATMAN

Awww they found strawberries!

"She BECAME the general" Why wasn't this in the movie?? In fact, why wasn't THIS the movie? Why did they change it when it was perfect already??

*traumatised*

I'm still keeping them cause they're pretty and it's not against the law (I think)

Kanji looks really similar to Chinese (in fact, I think they are Chinese characters) so that's pretty hard to differentiate if you didn't know the language..

Teach us master!!

I need time off to comprehend this and think about what kind of sad person would do this