But if I get this, there's just going to be "Please do not contact me" and nothing else.. Maybe a "I mean it" at the back

If you want world domination though, nutella is the way to go

This makes me so sad I can't decide

Hah! You can't fool me, Lord Farquaad!

#h2okills omygosh I can't stop laughing :'D

Since it's coming out from Uranus, I don't think it's vomit..

Including ones on cartoon network which makes everything sadder

And is more beautiful than me

Whut. Don't. Just don't. I have annoying photographic memory.. Whyyyyyy

Which is why I don't go around wearing masks *high fives iron man*

That is not drawing.. That's printing! I can't even draw stick figures properly :'(

Dear teachers of mine, WHY HAVEN'T YOU DONE THE SECOND TO ME??

It's like mum showing embarrassing childhood photos but much worse

Single people woes

Or the laundry doesn't like you

I still do most of these..

All around town~ kinda sound

It's the food he's thankful for!

"Whoo!"
I mean I'll take vodka over dinner for 2 any day

The year that my dreams come true!!

I am so sorry for David, I feel guilty and I don't even use tumblr

What do you mean pacifier? That is a genuine manly baby moustache! I mean look at the third picture.. That baby was born with it