That title made me feel like doing exactly what the teacher did..

Yea seriously.. When people are like "you look like you can run fast" and ask me to do stuff for them.. I practically have no energy, it's just puberty sigghhh

Did you um actually light your shoe on fire???..... *takes a closer look* It's ok, just make sure to throw the ashes into the sea

Aw come on mom, that's all she's asking when she has a kid hostage??

More like foursome..

You can remove the purse bit for emergency hula hooping!

... Get out of here!

The type of help I give :)

It's ok, you'll still be rad ^^

Alien me is definitely not high enough..

I DIDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY

This needs a kickstarter campaign like yesterday!!!

Who hated saxophones that much though??

And when you didn't even bring a ruler..

Teach me your ways!

"Its high fashion, mom"

Story of my life

I was thinking deathnote but this is mindblowingly awesome

Preach!

Just ok, not exactly meh or wow, but ok

*scoffs* poser!!

Sorry to be crude but is this like normal whale shit? Cause I don't want to know what happens when it gets diarrhea..

NIGHTMARES OMYGOD WHY

I NEED to know who the guy is