The farmer looks like Nigel thornberry. "I say, stop 'smashing' me against this wall"

Does that mean the black guy ( I haven't seen the show in years, I don't remember his name) is AJ? Is Danny phantom a sequel to the fairly odd parents? Could Danny be Timmy with dyed hair or something?

Jellyfish scare the shit out of me. They have no brains, no organs but are somehow alive and some of them can live forever. And they're poisonous, I'm never going swimming again.

Nokias. Made indestructible with the power of lucifer

Movies,tv, books and stories I create in my head help me escape the boringness of reality

You mean a normal day in London. I took a holiday to the uk for 4 weeks, I remember it being sunny twice

That is the best picture of John Cleese I have ever seen

My king

Leedleleedleleedlelee

While reading this I had a crazy thought, what if they remade the fresh prince of bel air starring jaden smith. Think of how utterly terrible that would be

My king

I'm called EpicChiken because my YouTube name is EpicChikenChronicles, because I used to want to go around the city in a chicken suit doing crazy stuff and putting it on YouTube. Now I just do it because it sounds funny.

I had no idea slade from arrow was in the hobbit

What snow looks like to a northern Australian
Nothing

I stared at that for 5 minutes waiting for it to turn

No, that's a bulldog in a animatronic tiger suit

What is this? A post for ants?

It's like a happy version of the dark knight rises poster

I'm not a dick, I'm just shy

No, that's a tiger trapped in a shaggy rug

"How the fuck did I get here?"

You genius, maniacal madman

I'm just relived that its not all made by computer effects