He Benedict cumberbatch, so funny

Wow. Suite life of Zach and Cody reference, well played

My dad does that. I know that feel bro

And mt kuzciosco

There Are also places like coolangatta, maroochydoore, toowong and toowoomba in Australia. We rock.

I will look at this whenever I am depressed. Thank you

This game is called LIFE! OU PLAYING IT NOW YOU DOUCHEBAG!

Play a song in the background and the turtle will dance to it

As an Australian, I can say this actually happens in Australia.

*loud sweating*

98

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party

Edward kenway, master assassin is after me. Shit

Japanese hipsters are fucking next level

You mess with my daughter, I mess with you. Mother fucker

Big Macs don't have ketchup, idiot

Amen

What if we are all supposed to go on an amazing adventure, it just hasn't happened yet and our entire lives up until that point are just a minute long montage

Lemon juice!

Wat

Is he supposed to be kuato from total recall

BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BBILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!

He has a "fuck your rules" look on his face

For me it's video games and rape jokes

With no one to protect the realm of music, years of darkness followed. Evils like Justin Bieber and one direction were born from the ashes of fallen music heroes. But the prophecy tells of a new age of heroes that will soon come, and create good songs that are actually music and not techno dub step bullshit with some lyrics thrown in. And when that day comes, peace and balance will be restored.