When did you get your first gameboy? or any nintendo? or your first walkman or cassette? its the same thing, just more advanced technology, the mother is just a crappy parent, stop blaming this generation and blame the ones who raised this generation at the start, yeah something like this is wrong since she's past the point of knowing that that is wrong but i bet if the mother would've raised the kid right since the kid was born then the kid wouldn't have done this.....

I believe that that ring of death is just a power cord not plugged in all the way or broken, you could just get a new cord that might fix it

Vampire don't suck, vampire scrape and lick

Only problem is at first you might hate their old or new stuff, or at least that's how i feel at first

That first part has all the elements of a John Green book

Your family looks like Wes

So what do we do? We do one of the worst things you can do to a knife, cut paper -_-

i wonder if that's Canadian beer pong, if only i had another set of words telling me -_-

A woman will have a child and a few years later might say lets have another, but a man gets kicked in the balls will not say how about you kick me in the balls again

"i am a man"- spongebob

Amazon... and its like 3 bucks for two, without shipping of course

SO she stole like two packages, stuffs expensive yo

Why is k-on for adults?

*Bad Luck Brian* Goes up there to sleep, already 9 people

HOw about a uniCYCle

No you just need to hit them really hard, in the face, with a chair, with spikes on it, and C4 strapped to it

he only has to do half the work -_-

I literally had a heart attack, i'm writing this from the afterlife

Then he mysteriously disappeared...

And i still like their relationship more than the others

That makes it more BA

MY GOD WHO IS THIS DOG ITS SO FREAKIN COOL