I'm going to pretend I didn't see this.

not the only one who is 17 and never had a gf

I thought the left ones head fell off for a second

As a guy who is 6'4"...
are all girls this short?

Is this legit?

I expected it to say John Cena when I read the title

German sausages are the wurst

For everyone that isn't american:
700lbs=317kg
(1kg=2.205 lbs)

Anon is a legend once again

You have to choose between her and trump? Or are there other options?

I love playing bass, I also love plugging the octave pedal in and dropping it an octave.
Turns into a growling beast

Title is a reference to Tropic Thunder?

I saw a doco on those trains, they plan to be in service by 2027

getting a dragonite was just as bad, getting a dragonair to level 55 was painfully tedious

For some reason I read it as Marilyn Manson and I was very confused for a long time.

The internet in a gif

These all sound cute and fun...

I remember the first time I watched forest grump. Didn't cry at all