evarno

evarno


I <3 my falcon

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How is this possible???? 17 comments
evarno · 8 years ago
You're growing.
Stop being paranoid about your weight
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Getting a bit tired 14 comments
evarno · 8 years ago
why do people leave autocorrect on?
They are my spirit animal 9 comments
evarno · 8 years ago
Its the Australian way <3
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Never a Weak B*tch 7 comments
evarno · 8 years ago
u ok @beautifulzuul
want some cuddles and chocolate?
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"Girls over 120 shouldn't wear leggins/crop tops" 12 comments
evarno · 8 years ago
oh they mean weight lol
i had no idea wtf they were on about
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Apply cold water to the burned area 3 comments
evarno · 8 years ago
wtf ive worked at maccas for over 2 years and they've never given me free food
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bai 13 comments
evarno · 8 years ago
put a bed in your car
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This is the truth 6 comments
evarno · 8 years ago
Need for speed most wanted
the old one
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This is how Australia reacts to a terrorist attack 7 comments
evarno · 8 years ago
I helped count the votes at the recent elections
what some people voted for disgusted me
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This is why my kid is going places 4 comments
evarno · 8 years ago
That boy ain't right!
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And now England told the EU to f*ck themselves 5 comments
evarno · 8 years ago
I will not rest until Australia becomes a republic
Something you don't see every day 3 comments
evarno · 8 years ago
would it even have a towbar?
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Only in Germany! 9 comments
evarno · 8 years ago
yeah they have the autobahn, unlimited highway
audi is german car too
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Only in Germany! 9 comments
evarno · 8 years ago
290kpmh?
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Marshmallow shooters 5 comments
evarno · 8 years ago
ill drink them with you
If world war II was a bar fight 20 comments
evarno · 8 years ago
you were pawns of the poms, just like every other commonwealth country
If world war II was a bar fight 20 comments
evarno · 8 years ago
I'd be happy to start ww3 just to see another one of these
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If WWI was actually a bar fight 16 comments
evarno · 8 years ago
your link is Mcfucked mate
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If WWI was actually a bar fight 16 comments
evarno · 8 years ago
I wouldnt call it a roundhouse kick, id call it a knife
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If WWI was actually a bar fight 16 comments
evarno · 8 years ago
this is brilliant
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For example say MACS0647-JD is pretty far 11 comments
evarno · 8 years ago
isnt it like 300 000km?
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4 more years til I'm 21 26 comments
evarno · 8 years ago
Don't be sorry, I chose to do it.
I've had plenty of good nights drinking, you just gotta pace yourself.
My friend often finds if he mixes drinks (has more than one type of liquor over the night) he'll end up throwing up.
and yeah. avoid cheap wine
4 more years til I'm 21 26 comments
evarno · 8 years ago
I threw up 3 times, told my crush (who has a bf) i loved her, remember about 10% of the night and woke up with a terrible hangover
im never doing goon again xD
4 more years til I'm 21 26 comments
evarno · 8 years ago
the only alcohol i haven't enjoyed so far was goon (boxed wine)
so in my drunkenness, i decided the best thing to do to make it taste better was to mix it with vodka
It didnt help
4 more years til I'm 21 26 comments
evarno · 8 years ago
lol you poor yanks have to wait until you're 21
18 here in Australia <3
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