What a bitch.

Dogs will do that when they're trying to preserve their food so that they can eat for later.

Heaven sounds nice. Immortality woulnd't make much of a difference, I'd have to live through wars and my loved ones dying. Fuck that, I want heaven. Eternal bliss? Yes please

Another reason to love Australia.

LMFAO okay this has actually happened to me, but in my defense the janitor said no one would come in. I went to sleep under the tables and woke up in a Neruoscience class just when the professor asked "so does anyone know the answer to this question?" Not a good day, I missed my Latin lecture but I DID learn my lesson, which is nice.

His poor friends...

That's my girl.

Oh God *sobs* I'm crying so much right now.

Hot chocolate? Oh that totally makes it better!

Yes. All of this is just...yes

I see what you did there, Korra.

Meth. Not even once...well, actually.

Took me a while.

Screw you! I was Attack on Titan fangirling.