Yeah I heard they're calling it Oxford now. Ya know, for the muggles and whatnot.

OXFORD.

It's funny because it's true.

Aww thank you very much! I hope something good happens to you as well :D

I feel so bad for the dog :'(

ACCURATE.

Damn straight. WE HAVE NOOOOOOOOOO PATIENCE.

God, don't you just hate it when your crush tries to frame you for murder *sigh*

It looks possessed. Well *pulls out bible*
"Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica, in nomine et virtute Domini Nostri Jesu Christi"

Mrs. Frizzle must be so proud!

Does she have gangrene?

What's going on, who's sad?! :'(

OMG!!! I can't handle the fandom

WIZARD!!!

Everyone is like "oh that's epic and metal" and I'm here just like "That's the fucking saddest thing I've read all day" can you imagine the pain!!!