Well somebody needs to say it.

You suave motherfucker

Who has 2 thumbs and doesnt give a crap?
hi, Bob Kelso nice to meet ya.

How can someone think nic cage is a d-bag?

Ok, something does bother me about this.
I know I can get the tone because its in text , but the lady seems like a bitch to me. She seems like one of those women who think every guy who just talk to them is immediately flirting with them, and attracted to them and want sex.
Bitch.
You go gay guy. Kudos for being like "Im just here making conversation, I dont care about anything you have to offer me"
idk maybe im just reading too far into it.

I just keep hearing that memorable sound of a dodgeball hitting something.

King of pop.
There will never be another like him.

Shut up meg.

So are they blind in that eye now?

I laughed way too hard at this

Confirmed. Doesnt work.

I CAN SEE!
<BAM>
Nope, I was wrong.

Or I have to poop....I get goosebumps when I have to poop real bad.

technically your right leg would get stronger.

And in a scion FRS too. Nice

The second one looks like seth green in a wig

Pi day pfft.. todays steak and blowjob day. Google it.

It Sucks we also just lost his son this month too. I loved and still love the muppets. They were a big part of my childhood , and Rowlf was a major factor in me taking piano lessons as a kid. To this day I still miss the classic muppets show and I still play piano.

I just find these cringeworthy.
Plus they're all scripted.

His sister is cute. Just sayin

If you can afford that car you can do whatever the hell you want to it. Lol

I'm pretty sure people are unfollowing you because they DO appreciate philosophy and poetry.

Beautiful

So how can he afford to go to all these places?
Wouldnt that money be better spent by putting it in his own foundation?