He would most assuredly kill globalism

He was carded

He's technically the highest ranking officer in the US military. Above even Congress and the White House. He could just make whatever he doesn't like go away.

A whale's heart

Cuba's "vaccine" only keeps people alive a little longer, if their claims are true.
As for your second claim, I'm curious to know who is the most advanced.

Thank Obama

Sorry bud, but that's more CNN's shtick.

I stand by my original comment.
As for the hair/shadow thing, that was definitely intentional.

But killing King Jellybean any earlier would've only made the situation worse. There would have been a fight, and even more people would have died. Morty doesn't like it when anyone dies, so killing Jwllybean on the way out simultaneously avenges Morty and prevents him from feeling guilty over unnecessary loss of life.

They didn't have a leader who could care less about casualties back then

Excuse you, bikers are awesome

That'd be well and good if they weren't taking up hospital resources and public space.

I think she would have said as much

Art schools had standards back then. That's why Hitler didn't make the cut

What used to be beautiful about America is that you only had to worry about your neighbor's sensibilities, not the campus, county, or government's.