What's "fucking stupid" is that anyone would think to punish a person for attacking someone who hurt innocents.

Madman doctrine, huh? I like it.

Still works

Have a beer, you've earned it

Yes to both

Maybe you were summoned but the person deleted the comment

My only problem with dictatorships is that the person in charge isn't me.

Then you ununalived him, right? That'd certainly explain the extended absence.

Don't suppose you have a threesome kink?

You are as tactless as you are correct

Germany continues to demonstrate good intentions gone too far

I'm sorry but that was a hilarious ride from start to finish

I think it was technically a civil war. Americans fighting redcoats were technically British citizens too. They were trying to prevent our cessation from the crown.

I was thinking sergeant or petty officer