They'd promote me to lieutenant and call me Dan.

Vulnerable to sunlight and without it's main defense against rivals and predators

The White Man isn't the lord of war, the American is. You'll find that we don't take kindly to anyone spitting that bullshit. Just ask the last Euro who tried.

My dumbass would probably go with "Leggsy"

Makes sense with the context

But Britain having a statue of a man who waged war against them is weird, is the point I'm trying to make

More money than I will ever have in my life

POTUS still has freedom of association

Yeah, but they were our allies, not our enemy

Damn! That's tight!

It's how shows get *more money

Huh. Neat.

That's the spirit!

All at once too, or the body would absorb it. Hell, it might absorb it anyways

I wouldn't chance it.

Common sense is reason enough for me. Someone's getting home alive at the end of the day, I'm trying to make sure it's me.

The Rape of Nanking, the torture and execution of POWs, the fanatical loyalty to the emperor, the preference of suicide bombings or banzai charges over surrender or capture, the practice of rigging dead and dying soldiers to explosives, the enslavement of Filipino, Korean, and Chinese women, and so much more paint a different image of the Imperial Japanese Soldier.
He's probably worse the later in the War this was, by all accounts the Japs went mad with desperation as we encircled their land. Worse than the Nazis, soldiers fighting the IJA should fight them like we are trained to fight ISIS: keep your head on a swivel, never allow yourself to be taken captive, shoot to kill, and never trust a surrendering or dead enemy unless they're naked, or you pump some lead into them.

The Japs didn't agree to the rules and sure as fuck didn't follow them. I would expect this jerk in particular to have already thumbed his grenade's confidence pin.