Okay but a penguin onesie sounds adorable and I would rather see that than lingerie

Don't worry, just some Russians.

Culture, real culture, died when you brats decided that being a single-celled organism wasn't good enough.

Yes. Let people enjoy happy things.

These three were unironically wholesome

"Little elf prince" I don't wanna be that
"Depressed father" wtf no
I like going up stairs without having to catch my breath. I like picking up heavy objects for my family. I like hiking and camping, being able to rough it. I like being able to pick up my dogs.
If she wants someone weak, who can't enjoy life, but can fry food, she doesn't want a man. She wants a free cook that can't stand up for himself.

She saved the souls of everyone in that Starbucks. You can't change my mind.

Just keep an eye on the home front, and toss a coin to the Ukrainians if you can afford it.

Penguins are built. The father of All, Odin, had engineered them to withstand Ragnorok!
But had to banish them to Antarctica in light of their war crimes.

Freedom above bread.
That's a conviction I can stand beside.

Terry.
Who killed you.

I'm not gonna lie. I have stepped in front of indecisive people while in a hurry to eat and get back to work.