Right. That is my point. You can stand in a eucalyptus grove, then walk to the ocean, then walk to golden gate park. Also, Muir woods isn't that far away in the north bay. I really wouldn't call renting in the presidio "city living." It feels pretty remote and nature-immersed.

This sounds like an actual mental health disorder called covert narcissism. There's an online test you can take to see if you have it.

San Francisco has both! The Presidio is only a few miles from downtown sky scrapers. And open ocean and bay all around.

Lattes aren't supposed to be fluffy. That's a cappuccino.

Developing an eating disorder in which you despise your body and equate weight loss with self worth can allow you to lose lots of weight. This does not mean it's a healthy weight loss "motivator."

You have to pay taxes on unemployment money.

All humans deserve a roof over their heads, running water, warmth, food, and shelter. However, I'm guessing many of those uninhabited homes are in disrepair, have lead, have asbestos, and aren't too functional without electricity or running water.

So combining two airbrushed, pore-less, perfectly proportioned Photoshoped pictures of women creates a beautiful woman? What a surprise.

This is not me! I don't know what I am then, as I'm definitely not an extrovert.
I HATE deciding whether or not to go to a party and the anxiety of getting there, first greeting people, making chit-chat, etc., but once I'm there and have warmed up then I want to stay and think it's the greatest night ever.
I might think before I speak, but I still fumble over my words when I'm nervous. If I'm comfortable around people I speak without thinking and usually end up with my foot in my mouth.
I can't always participate in deep discussions, especially in a group setting, but I like silly, goofy, and judgmental talk with lots of private jokes and sarcasm.
I only like an SO and family (especially Moms and small children) and actually hate friends because I'm a flake and would always rather be with my SO. I can't stand living with roommates OR by myself OR my parents but love living with one person who loves me.

There were definitely no monkeys yet.

One nice thing about parties THESE days is that you don't have to be white to attend. Also, if you're gay or bi, you can actually flirt with people who are your own gender. And if you're a woman, you don't HAVE to wear a modest, flirty dress.

Define "bowl." Also, the serving size of 1/2 cup, 3/4 cup of some of these cereals is ridiculous. The serving size is 2 cups. Just admit that there's 300 calories and 30g of sugar and move on.

Renting. This is called renting. (And it sucks)

I've had Kaiser since I was 7. My pediatrician was not attending to bleeding head wounds in the ER while my parents and I waited in the waiting room, then in the private room for an hour every. single. visit. She was filling out bureaucratic paperwork and/or with another patient because she was overbooked in order for the hospital to make as much money as possible.
The doctor seeing you for your appointment is not working the ER that shift!

Not really. You're probably related through many marriages to some people and not related at all to others.

Anna. Karenina. All the characters and their first names, their nicknames, their surnames, and all of them have 7 syllables.

But then kids grow up and give you money and take care of you in your feeble old age.

This is so tacky and immature. This is everything wrong with the world.

"his brain suddenly rewired" Because science.
Honestly, I don't have depth perception (parallel parking is pretty much impossible), but I've been to 3D movies and nothing "rewired" miraculously.

Or just use a phone to call people, send texts, not get lost, and browse funsubstance at work. Have a vibrant and open personality not contingent on a "unique" phone. I have an iPhone because it was the cheapest option my carrier offered, and the case is the sturdiest case I could afford. If you rely on your phone to make you feel special you're undermining your own premise.

Ice water, suction of the ship, and fall from the sinking ship would still make death pretty likely, plus other drowning people trying to get your "raft." Plus anyone could probably find some piece of wood on the ship, but it doesn't mean they'd be able to hold onto it in the chaos.