#6 Your hair would dry out. It would be like applying body lotion, then soap in the shower.

Then it should pay its share of rent and utilities.

Most people never swear at work. It would be considered very odd and hostile if you did.

Napoleon tried to commit suicide, but his poison was expired and didn't kill him. My best guess is that it would make you violently ill.

Atticus finch is my favorite character in all literature! Some lawyers are brave.

Your lame mid life crisis car won't take care of you in your old age. Or give you adorable grandchildren.

Isn't he paid to be in his office at certain times?

None of these look like appealing or worthwhile pursuits. Be healthy, exercise, but really there are soooo many more important things to devote your life to

So I asked my mom, who was born and lived in Russia until she was 36, and she says that this is readable but the problem is that, "this is just not a good handwriting." Think of messy, too-large-for-the-lines English cursive. That would also look impossible to read.

I hated every second of having roommates.

Still must taste incredible.

But how do you do this in something that's a perfect circle? This would be cute in a heart shape

This is what your tuition goes toward...

Is that not how it works? How else do people get fitter??

I like these because they're not too serious and some are clever. But I'm a clean freak, and the thiught of food in bed makes my skin crawl! Also, a pregnancy test doesnt tell you if you're having multiples, right?? And why would the MOM be pleased with carrying twins (it's extrmely physically taxing) and the dad upset?

Thank God you can make a dr appt online.

I'm scared of dogs. I never had a pet growing up, and I don't know what to do around them. I don't want to be licked or jumped on, and I feel awful when owners insist that their pets are their babies, then torture them by trying to stick cutesy clothes on them or tying them up while they sit down to a lengthy meal out.

I've seen the same concept in stores, but it's marketed as "commuter clothes" for people who ride bikes to be easily seen by drivers.

This might shock you, but you're allowed to wear anything g every day, for your whole life, unless it scares the children.

It's a little robot man (on the gold part, the two indentations are his eyes and the line is his mouth. He's upside down in this pic)

my clothes are made of threads, but I'd still like someone to point out a loose thread I need to snip. They're not pointing out that you're wearing a bra, they're pointing out that you look sloppy and not put together and to easily fix it.

Babies are terrified by different looking people! For instance, unless its dad has one, a baby will usually start crying if someone with a beard tries to pick it up.

This is too alluring. Can they please cover up and not act so bossy and also why do I now have a hankering for a sandwich that I don't make myself?

I think if she made her eyebrows look more precise, her eyes smaller, her lips red instead of pink and pouty, and didn't wesr blush she'd look more mature and closer to her age. Huge eyes and a bowtie mouth with pink cheeks will look younger and more immature on most women.