I have actually considered the fact that humans were actually not meant to habitate the ungodly California Bay Area hills. I workout and do yoga, and yet I still want to die every morning on my commute. So . . . there's that.

Yes! Oh pleeeease yes!!

But the point is . . . you'll never be COMPLETELY full. That's the glorious, terrible beauty of junk food.

Same. S'okay because even when I got it, I kept rereading it, and it kept getting funnier.

I was gonna say . . . On the surface, this is a win. But then you have females missing 1/4 of school and work and what about HOLIDAYS?? Can you pick which days? What if you sleep through your birthday and Christmas and the day you get 2 pink Starbursts?

It's fine. You just wake up super rested and refreshed and thin. Also, you get paid for the days of work missed anyway. Yeah.

Ooh, that means you get to sleep for 9 months!! To make up for the next 5 or 18 or lifetime of never sleeping again, ever . . .

The completely blind don't see black. They see nothing at all--a void. It's like asking what you see with your ear.