TLDR

I never have a problem with one side if a pillow

What did they use to keep the house together? Cement?

Someone take this photo and put spaghetti in his mouth

Never stay with a cheater
Once a cheater, always a cheater

@grimreaper
Having fun?

Customers don't think we know how to read. The first thing I check on coupons and price match ads are the dates. Even if it is a single day over, we CAN'T take it because we won't get compensated from the companies

That mcflurry one is totally understandable, but the neck beard guy could have just bought the toys individually. I used to work at a mcdonalds

Now that song is stuck in my head
*siiiigh*

I'll just follow Le Stroud

Do she got da booty?

I'm figuratively dying at this holy shit

These are so adorable

"Bitch, put yourself together and change me!"

You guys dream of cool shit like this, but last night I drempt that I was folding blankets with Stephen Colbert

I thought it was santa in a chimney

@mialinay
Like your tattoo, but wood

Weird Al is the god of parodies

Don't let bitches get to you. If you wanna get under their skin, have a great time. The fact that you're not miserable will make them miserable

It looks like one if those miniature city projects that someone has dedicated their whole life into building