Intelligence is the ability to improve, adapt, overcome

I never understood the idea of nuns. They say that they're all married to Jesus, but Christianity doesn't support polygamy

That song quote

Boobs are immune

Sometimes I love people

I'm the ghost

Kinky

A wizard in modern times

Satanists aren't evil. It's a common misconception just because they have Satan in their name.
The Eleven Rules of Satanism
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

Beautiful

This photo might prevent you from teaching at another school though, dumbass

I feel bad for laughing, but man that was a brilliant pun

That seems a bit like too much make up

His wittle back legs are too weak to fully support him. I wanna pick it up

I'm happy she got caught, but how did they figure out she was lying?

OoO

How did they manage to keep their dildos clean? If you use a dirty dildo you can get a UTI

My lady friend and I married our dogs in middle school so we could be in laws

My friend and I have a secret word for that very reason. Imagine of a psychic is real, that's terrifying and cool as shit at the same time

In the soup, what's the round Gray things?