fell__equinox

fell__equinox


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Street art in Copenhagen 3 comments
fell__equinox · 7 years ago
This is amazing lol
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Any volunteers? 12 comments
fell__equinox · 7 years ago
That show, Manswers, talk about this in one episode. If I remember right, this woman has to sleep with multiple partners everyday to reach her quota
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Well done! 4 comments
fell__equinox · 7 years ago
Congrations
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I didn't know this counts 1 comments
fell__equinox · 7 years ago
This guy is so lucky
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Don't touch me 3 comments
fell__equinox · 7 years ago
It's almost half hearted.
"Do it again, Jim, and you're going to have a bad time"
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A little reminder 32 comments
fell__equinox · 7 years ago
It's made of soft tissue and blood vessels
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A little reminder 32 comments
fell__equinox · 7 years ago
I'm sure. A penis is just another muscle. Let me Google it
EDIT: apparently I don't know what a penis is made of. Due to the fact that it's NOT a muscle, it cannot cramp, but your nerve endings can overreact to certain stimulations and can feel like one
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A little reminder 32 comments
fell__equinox · 7 years ago
Sometimes a penis just wants to stretch to start the day and then give up and immediately go limp again
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This is love 4 comments
fell__equinox · 7 years ago
Aren't those two married now?
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Cosplayers are sharing how their styles evolve over the years 10 comments
fell__equinox · 7 years ago
Cosplay is an art. Practice makes perfect
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Spanish Cops got Catal-owned 13 comments
fell__equinox · 7 years ago
Keks for days
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Best Halloween costume of 2017 5 comments
fell__equinox · 7 years ago
That's freaky realistic
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Ain't so smart 17 comments
fell__equinox · 7 years ago
No way. This has to be a joke
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Adapt to survive 6 comments
fell__equinox · 7 years ago
Rubbers are also what you call rubber boots
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Hilarious 8 comments
fell__equinox · 7 years ago
I went on a date with my guy on Sunday and we were in Barnes and Noble for 4 hours. We left because we wanted food
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Sums it up 3 comments
fell__equinox · 7 years ago
If it's under their nose, they won't see it. That's why you have to get their attention so they watch you put it down
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CHECKMATE 42 comments
fell__equinox · 7 years ago
There s a lot of inconsistencies with the bible. Like, on the first day God separated light from darkness, but on the second or third day he made the sun and stars. Where did the light come from if nokt sun and stars?
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Also, Abraham and his half sister (Sarai?) Get married with God's blessings, but later states incest is wrong
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The bible also states that God is a man if war and is wrathful, but also says he's loving and forgiving
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God is faithful, holy, and true, but he also created evil
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Gotta love the onion 113 comments
fell__equinox · 7 years ago
If you kill yourself with a gun that's your own problem, but when you start killing others with it then it's everyone's problem
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CHECKMATE 42 comments
fell__equinox · 7 years ago
Eve was told by a serpent, who may or may not have been the devil, to eat a forbidden thing. Eve ate it and was like shiiit this is great and gave it to Adam. When he ate it a bit got lodged in his throat (explains why men have Adams apples hee hees) and God was like "WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY??" and banished them and their children from paradise 5ever
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Reality sets in 3 comments
fell__equinox · 7 years ago
We're he and Cotto rivals? I don't pay attention to sports
CHECKMATE 42 comments
fell__equinox · 7 years ago
Well they didn't view it as bad and walked around paradise in the nude, but after eating it, they put clothes on
CHECKMATE 42 comments
fell__equinox · 7 years ago
Well, in the bible, Adam and eve were born in paradise. When they ate the apple, they were cast out. After eating it, they became aware if all the bad things, like being naked, sinning, and most likely racism.
This is going to be fun 10 comments
fell__equinox · 7 years ago
If you press the stem, it shouts stuff
"CHYNAH"
"This is has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals"
"Crooked Hillary"
"Fake news"
"I love war, in a way"
"I will build a wall"
"Bad hombres"
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Alien Technology? 9 comments
fell__equinox · 7 years ago
When your mom is mad and you're tryikng to avoid her gaze
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