Gomez's advice 15 comments
fell__equinox
· 7 years ago
I finally found my Gomez
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Fluffy puppy death 9 comments
fell__equinox
· 7 years ago
My cats word is "baby" but you pronounce it like bay-buh and he gets so excited and runs at you to be pet
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Let him get his sleep godamnit 6 comments
Ever wondered what you look like as a cartoon? 12 comments
Simplicity vs Complexity. 3 comments
Partially submerged Alligator coffee table 2 comments
What do you expect from an iPhone 12 comments
fell__equinox
· 7 years ago
Apple is all about the money so I'm not surprised
We have cordless ear buds! Lost one? We don't sell them individually
No phone jack? Here's an adapter!
Broke your phone? Fixing it is just as expensive as buying so you might as well get a new one
We have cordless ear buds! Lost one? We don't sell them individually
No phone jack? Here's an adapter!
Broke your phone? Fixing it is just as expensive as buying so you might as well get a new one
European immigration be like 25 comments
But I can remember usernames all day. 2 comments
fell__equinox
· 7 years ago
I'm super bad at names so I repeat their name often. It way annoy them, but it works for me lol
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This one is for my fellow b*sty ladies 8 comments
fell__equinox
· 7 years ago
They're useless. All it is is an extra layer for your boobs so your nips don't show when you're cold
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The creep story of Sawney Bean cannibalism 3 comments
Working at a retail job is not easy 3 comments
fell__equinox
· 7 years ago
"In having an issue about how you stock things"
"Would you like me to call a manager?"
"No, I'm talking to you."
"In just a cog in the corporate machine and have no authority to help you whatsoever. If it's not important enough for a manager, then I can't help you."
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"Would you like me to call a manager?"
"No, I'm talking to you."
"In just a cog in the corporate machine and have no authority to help you whatsoever. If it's not important enough for a manager, then I can't help you."
That's an expensive joke 4 comments
fell__equinox
· 7 years ago
This may just be me, but I don't understand why coffins are so expensive. "Here we have mahogany with fine chiseled flowers around the lip of the lid. Inside is soft and comfortable with white silk. That'll be $10,000." Like no. I'm putting a dead body in there. I know you want to respect the corpse of your loved one, but a simple coffin from the olden days would do me just fine. I'm just going to be cremated. Easier oon the family's wallet that way
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She doesn't belong there 9 comments
Darn kids amirite? 6 comments
fell__equinox
· 7 years ago
Wasn't this all nice and happy because that's how Jesse, James, and Meowth imagined how Giovanni spent his free time?
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Misha was trying to sound cool. Jensen just said, "Screw it." 3 comments
fell__equinox
· 7 years ago
Angel boy gets a beard because he's daddy's favorite while Dean loses his because Michael wanted a piece of Dean ass, but Dean said, "Don't touch me in my bathing suit area!" So Michael got pissed and didn't let Dean keep his beard in hell
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Edited 7 years ago
Nothing really 5 comments
fell__equinox
· 7 years ago
Mama! Ooooooooo!
Didn't mean to make you cry!
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on
Carry on
As if nothing really mattress
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Didn't mean to make you cry!
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on
Carry on
As if nothing really mattress
Daily dose of anime #8: Me 9 comments
Daily dose of anime #8: Me 9 comments
fell__equinox
· 7 years ago
This is my favorite part about this shoe. Saitama is a low classes hero so when he does something that no one else can do, they call him a cheater or dismiss his accomplishments. He doesn't give a single fuck about what they think of him. All he wants is a worthy fight that he doesn't have to hold back on
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