These are so easy to fake

I don't care about cars. As long as he treats me with respect, I'll date him

But 14 year olds can be both male and female

Actually, Ron's mom did CUZ WE FUCKED YOU VIRGIN ASS ELF BOY

Omg it took me a moment

Too pure for this world? Y'all forget about soulless Sam or Lucifer Sam

@yukihaki
@timebender25
@famousone
I'm literally going to get married under the biggest golden arch I can find and my tiara will be made of nuggs

I can't get my Snapchat to recognize my cat

Better put an orange sweater on him with a balloon

It's a possible virus. Delete it

I can't see

When you and your squad are singing different parts of the chorus of Bohemium Rhapsody

That's one way to meet your soulmate

Downloading image to attempt eventually if I don't forget

That's amazeballz

Lupin: "Shit! I have to watch my damn mouth around you little bastards!"
*students gasp in horror and cover ears*
Lupin: "I mean, SHOOT! I gotta watch my damn mouth around you little bastards!"

It's okay to be a little gay with your friends