That's how I feel right now, now that I know I'm quitting near august

Wanna cause a car accident? Cuz that's a fast way to do it

With a vacuum mouth like Patrick's, he can suck God closer

Masturbating is actually really healthy for you and helps you last longer in bed

I thought Molly and weed were the same thing

Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam
I was a drab little crab once
Now I know I can be happy as a clam
Because I'm beautiful, baby
Did your granny say listen to your heart
Be who you are on the inside
I need three words to tear her argument apart
Your granny lied!
I'd rather be
SHINY
Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
Scrub the deck and make it look
SHINY
I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck
Just a sec!

Glasses would work too

Some One should start a trend where they post a photo of a hunter camoflauged and everyone has to try and find him

But think of this, the girl agrees to meet then he has to figure out how to avoid sex because his dick clearly isn't that big

Or they don't have Country Bob's. I bring my own bottle since they don't ever have it

Trolls: fear makes it worse
Parents: CONCEAL. DON'T FEEL. STAY LOCKED AWAY. DON'T PLAY WITH YOUR SISTER

In a few months, my life will start to get exciting so I just have to be patient

@timebender25
I didn't realize you had control over who I talked to

I love how the human makes come here motions and that motivated the dog to try harder even though he's probably exhausted

Seeing fairy tail just made me angry

"I have no idea how to fly this plane"

There s more to it!
Denmark: "does this mean I'm going to get laid?"
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Sister Australia: "of course!"
Denmark: *in tears* "this is the happiest day of my life"