We just got a letter. Wonder who it's from
*opens*
Oh look! It's a letter from our friends!
*Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla!*

If you listened to Edna, she says it's normal for babies to have more than 1 power, but hes unique because he has so many. She also said as he gets older, his body will adjust to only one of them

"What do you mean I cant return something I dont have a receipt for?"
"Can you give me your employee discount?"
"I'm military, that means I dont have to show you ID for alcohol"
"Why do my friends have to show you their ID?"
"The computer wont scan it that means it's free"

Man, imagine if the first Ghostbusters happened in China

https://tenor.com/view/coincidence-ithink-not-coincidence-ithink-not-the-incredibles-gif-5096707

That makes it brunch

I go to the store. No compliments
Arrive to work on time. No compliments
Where are my compliments?

Someone give the number to Israel. I want a cloud!

Banning memes is like the Prohibition era. No one gives a fuck

You know, he makes a good point

SHATK WEEK IS ALMOST HERE

A cat or dog.

Higher than the streets and I know it's my time to go

Oh shit I remember this. This is when they fought the Rowdyruff Boys. They kicked so much ass, but the girls literally flirted and kissed them on their cheeks and boom. Powerpuff girls win

He bought all the plastic balls left at Toys R Us and put it in his house so his pup could play in it

He went so fast that he broke the sound barrier and his skin burnt

That game was fun u til you ran out of free tries. You have no choice but to use real money on it and I refuse

Good thing I'm no longer a tree. I just avoided an awkward situation

FUN FACT:
Josh Hutcherson (from the Hunger Games triliogy) voices Marco (boy in the first picture) when he was younger. To get the sound effects of Marco sloppily eating his breakfast, the director had Josh eat real food and slurp a water bottle with his mouth full of food