I've only seen a few episodes here and there. Did no one actually show up to say goodbye? I thought they were all friends

My lucid dreams are the strongest when I'm having nightmares. I can go "nope" and completely change the dream or make myself wake up

My old high school has a zero tolerance policy on violence. If a bully is beating the shit out of you and you defend yourself, you're still getting suspended. So my step dad said that, if a bully ever fights me, make sure that I only punch AFTER the bully punches first.
That way I can't be blamed for starting the fight. And sense I'm going to be suspended anyway, he said to fight like my life depended on it

That's more than 8 inches

His face in the window is killing me

It wasnt about space, but buoyancy. Sure Jack could fit on the door, but then it would sink and they both would have died

That's why I tell people not to to to college unless you 100% know what you wanna do.

Photo realistic

Old news

Also pug: pull too hard on my leash and my eyes will literally pop out

Maybe a drop of coffee trailed outside the cup

She looks like shes sucking in her gut

Fucking love Joey. Even though 4kidz butchered and edited the living hell out of the show, it's still a delight to watch

Mr. World Wide

You did the right thing

I see you quiver with antici-

What's the context?

That's called constipation my dude