I fake my confidence. My coworkers think I'm really outgoing, but acting like that makes me so damn tired. I dont socialize much anymore because keeping up a positive attitude for 12 hours on a night shift is killer

My cat lets me rub his belly, but only when its cuddle time. He will jump on my lap and loudly plop down. When he rolls on his back and chirps on me then I have permission to rub the tummy. Puts him to sleep pretty quickly

I just finished my 2 week vacation and I have accomplished all this during that time:
1. Finally completed my mass effect trilogy insanity playthrough
2. Platinumed Assassin's Creed Origins
3. Platinumed Okami for ps4
4. Took cat to vet for limping, but found out the little shit was faking it so I would carry him
5. Paid off one hospital bill and only have $700 left on my last one

Why didnt the kid say something?

That's why you use the rainymood app

I've never seen a photo of the bottom right one before

It was In Detective pikachu

Transgender women need to have their own Olympic category. I know it still separates then from natural born women, but their bodies natural testosterone gives them unfair advantage over natural born women.
I'm all for equality, but there comes a time when you need to face facts and not let your feelings encroach upon the rights of others

When you struggle on a boss for hours, quit and sleep on it, then beat it first try in the morning

This is from a bad pepsi commercial a few years ago, not 2020

No way OoO

Omg I have this

Why does that bear look so familiar. I need the number to my therapist STAT

Googled it: Branden Urie was messing with his tattoo artist and legit scared him

I wouldnt say best teacher, more like someone with a sense of humor

I would love to play it but I have a feeling theres going to be animal violence and I cant handle that

Sometimes I'll poke my nose in the comments just to make the flame brighter

I've only seen a few episodes here and there. Did no one actually show up to say goodbye? I thought they were all friends

My lucid dreams are the strongest when I'm having nightmares. I can go "nope" and completely change the dream or make myself wake up

My old high school has a zero tolerance policy on violence. If a bully is beating the shit out of you and you defend yourself, you're still getting suspended. So my step dad said that, if a bully ever fights me, make sure that I only punch AFTER the bully punches first.
That way I can't be blamed for starting the fight. And sense I'm going to be suspended anyway, he said to fight like my life depended on it

That's more than 8 inches

His face in the window is killing me

It wasnt about space, but buoyancy. Sure Jack could fit on the door, but then it would sink and they both would have died