I'm guessing "angelo954"

I use obv for "obviously", not "of"

People on twitter post cutesy pictures like families, cars, etc with the caption "goals" as what they want to achieve in the future. These are literally goals, so it's funny.

No.

"He roped me"

Cheering*

No, the right one is Jack Nicholson.

You missed the joke.

No, she's barefoot.

Ouch.

...eminem

...what

Sir swag just said where it's from.