Hell fucking yes bro that was smooth! But hey I got some.
hey do you got a map cause I'm lost in ur eyes.
Are you are sharpie cause you are extra fine.
Are you google chrome because your everything I've been searching for.
And lastly:
Are you a beaver cause damn!
But thatoneguy yours was very appropriate.

Eh defaq? English man English

Eloise from Australia. Can I call you b bryce or do you have a problem with it. Cause I won't if you do.

Hooray! Loser zone buddies!

Smooth

Hey B! Where you from?

Me too guest me two

I only have guys friends and I think they've all friend zoned me. Cause I'm more of a tomboy I do most of the stuff they do so I think they think of me as just "one of the guys" :(

You seem pretty cool too

My music teachers name is mr bryce. He's pretty cool

Don't feel like you have to say just trying to make conversation

Ok I'm cool with dat bryce. That's a cool name. How old are you?

Nein. I want you to put a picture up on ur profile. Whoz u are?

Lol

Oh my god that is genius! How have I never heard this before?

*hyperventilating* It's ok *nervously laughing* I don't need to sleep ever again I have caffeine *more nervous laughs* right? RIGHT!?!? *in quiet possessed voice* they can't save you now. SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT HELP ME!!!!

Ooohh! Burn can guys friend zone girls cause I've only heard of the other way round?