Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Have you people never seen Charlie and the chocolate factory?!

Who didn't put their God dam tray down?!

Anaconda come back!

Anyone else notice that the guy on the left shirt says "yoga"

The map behind her is so complicated

I'm sorry to say but they broke up

Teal Klondike bar

Yeah they are all cute and fuzzy but not when they are in your house and have the possibility of carrying rabies

I was laughing way to hard at this

You think I'm freaking joking jerry?

That's happening right now...

English was my first language and it still confused me

I'm in class right now I don't know if I should laugh or cry

It was actually for gold flecks a gold miner made jeans

Kill it before it reproduces! Oh wait...

Did you know clown fish aren't actually part clown?

Russian sub?